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Rhys Strongfork | Borderlands

[10milliondollars]

1. A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night.

2. I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one.

3. So if you're sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"

4. Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?

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[blindpuppet]

[She is amused.]

Did you mean to send this to me?

[10milliondollars]

[Ohhh, how embarrassing...]

I did not. Any chance you're willing to forget I sent it?

[blindpuppet]

I'm not sure if that's possible but you can find a way to make it up to me?

[10milliondollars]

I can think of a few ways. ;)

[He means dinner and maybe a movie or something, of course.]

[blindpuppet]

[Her thoughts aren't as innocent as his.]

Such as?

[10milliondollars]

Dinner? I can't cook, but I know some great places.

[blindpuppet]

You really can't cook? It's just basic chemistry.

[Says the chemist.]

[10milliondollars]

I somehow set fire to a pot of spaghetti in college. My best bro banned me from our kitchen after that.

[blindpuppet]

...

How?

[10milliondollars]

Honestly? I don't think I used enough water. Then I forgot about it while working on a project.

[blindpuppet]

So you weren't cooking then. You were burning something and working on another project.

You should really learn to cook.

It's like sex. You'll get better with practice.

[10milliondollars]

Ha.

I'm not so sure about that.

But if you're saying you wanna teach me, I'm open to the idea.

[blindpuppet]

Maybe.

We'll see how dinner goes.

[10milliondollars]

So...That's a definite yes to dinner?

[blindpuppet]

Looks like it.

[10milliondollars]

Great! Can't wait. Any particular day you'd like to go?

[blindpuppet]

Whatever you want is fine.
Just clear it with my boss.

[Which is technically him so....]

[10milliondollars]

[Some old adage about mixing business and pleasure flits through his mind, but that's a problem for future Rhys to deal with.]

How 'bout tonight? We can put work off for a couple of hours. And we have to eat anyways~

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[whiteroadrunning]

That is Marlin, and you insisted he's your new ride-or-die

[10milliondollars]

Are you telling me I adopted a stuffed fish? What did we drink last night?

[whiteroadrunning]

Tequila, vodka, and something that I'm pretty sure should not have been ingested but we had three shots of anyway

[10milliondollars]

Oh, awesome. Just grand!

I didn't say anything embarrassing, did I?

[whiteroadrunning]

Define embarrassing

[10milliondollars]

Anything that seems like I'd rather not have other people knowing.