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Alex Reagan | The Black Tapes Podcast

[11calls]

1. i'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
2. i mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
3. that's not a secret, just a fucked up story.
4. it was in the top 3 moralless decisions i've made.
5. i'd rather not fix it.

4

[whiteroadrunning]

What are the other two?

[11calls]

You really can't think I'm gonna say.

[whiteroadrunning]

I'll tell you my #1 if you tell me yours

1

[of_bokthersa]

I advocate regretting nothing. It's not worth it anyway and it's what brought you to the point you're at.

[11calls]

I suppose that makes sense but... It's also kinda not me.

[of_bokthersa]

Oh?

Alec i Amasa

[whiteroadrunning]

1. sometimes you have good days, sometimes you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll

2. You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...

3. Good news! The bleeding's stopped!

4. text him!

2

[gristle]

I still made $200

[whiteroadrunning]

And blessings of the Four upon your ingenuity

Which reminds me, you'd owe me $50 of that if I held you to our bet. Which I won't, but the principle stands

I WILL, however, be more than happy to teach you how to scale buildings like that, if you still want to learn

3

[unknownmoirai]

I told you that I could heal it.

You didn't seem to want me too.

[whiteroadrunning]

Next time Seregil gets me that drunk, don't leave me the choice. Just do it.

2

[of_bokthersa]

I still think it's a missed opportunity.

[whiteroadrunning]

A missed opportunity for cookies, or...?

Enis Edrin

[blindpuppet]

1. I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh

2. Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.

3. Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol

4. It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...

5. Wild card! Text her!

[ooc: fun fact. Enis can't get drunk.]

Persephone | Hadestown

[threshes]

1.I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
2.Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
3.There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
4.Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
5.I am drunk and you are magnificent. Let's stay this way forever.
6. you'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.

Beverly Marsh | IT (2017)

[gristle]

1. I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino

2. oh, i also stabbed a guy on Friday and he still asked me out

3. I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.

4. Details are irrelevent. Come bail me out of jail

3

[whiteroadrunning]

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that I AM drunk feeding a raccoon. At what point do you think I've earned enough of his trust to pet him?

Re: 3

[gristle]

I think that’s a dumb idea.

Angel

[unknownmoirai]

1. I wanted to fly like a birdy and he said I couldn't. Then I took out my wings but I knocked over all the tables and chairs. Walking is hard.

2. I've been riding the train for hours and I found out where it stops!!!

3. I am a firetruck!

4. I entered a wet t-shirt contest and now I'm cold... and smell like vodka. I don't think there was any water.

5. Wildcard! Text her.

Rhys Strongfork | Borderlands

[10milliondollars]

1. A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night.

2. I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one.

3. So if you're sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"

4. Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?

1

[blindpuppet]

[She is amused.]

Did you mean to send this to me?

[10milliondollars]

[Ohhh, how embarrassing...]

I did not. Any chance you're willing to forget I sent it?

4

[whiteroadrunning]

That is Marlin, and you insisted he's your new ride-or-die

[10milliondollars]

Are you telling me I adopted a stuffed fish? What did we drink last night?