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1. i'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
2. i mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
3. that's not a secret, just a fucked up story.
4. it was in the top 3 moralless decisions i've made.
5. i'd rather not fix it.
2. i mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
3. that's not a secret, just a fucked up story.
4. it was in the top 3 moralless decisions i've made.
5. i'd rather not fix it.
1. sometimes you have good days, sometimes you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll
2. You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
3. Good news! The bleeding's stopped!
4. text him!
2. You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
3. Good news! The bleeding's stopped!
4. text him!
1. I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
2. Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
3. Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
4. It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
5. Wild card! Text her!
[ooc: fun fact. Enis can't get drunk.]
2. Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
3. Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
4. It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
5. Wild card! Text her!
[ooc: fun fact. Enis can't get drunk.]
1.I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
2.Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
3.There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
4.Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
5.I am drunk and you are magnificent. Let's stay this way forever.
6. you'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
2.Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
3.There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
4.Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
5.I am drunk and you are magnificent. Let's stay this way forever.
6. you'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
1. I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
2. oh, i also stabbed a guy on Friday and he still asked me out
3. I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
4. Details are irrelevent. Come bail me out of jail
2. oh, i also stabbed a guy on Friday and he still asked me out
3. I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
4. Details are irrelevent. Come bail me out of jail
1. I wanted to fly like a birdy and he said I couldn't. Then I took out my wings but I knocked over all the tables and chairs. Walking is hard.
2. I've been riding the train for hours and I found out where it stops!!!
3. I am a firetruck!
4. I entered a wet t-shirt contest and now I'm cold... and smell like vodka. I don't think there was any water.
5. Wildcard! Text her.
2. I've been riding the train for hours and I found out where it stops!!!
3. I am a firetruck!
4. I entered a wet t-shirt contest and now I'm cold... and smell like vodka. I don't think there was any water.
5. Wildcard! Text her.
And blessings of the Four upon your ingenuity
Which reminds me, you'd owe me $50 of that if I held you to our bet. Which I won't, but the principle stands
I WILL, however, be more than happy to teach you how to scale buildings like that, if you still want to learn
Which reminds me, you'd owe me $50 of that if I held you to our bet. Which I won't, but the principle stands
I WILL, however, be more than happy to teach you how to scale buildings like that, if you still want to learn
I'll tell you my #1 if you tell me yours
1. A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night.
2. I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one.
3. So if you're sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
4. Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I told you that I could heal it.
You didn't seem to want me too.
You didn't seem to want me too.
Next time Seregil gets me that drunk, don't leave me the choice. Just do it.
That's the spirit! Do you have gloves? You'll need some
I was going to ask why you consider that without morality, but then I realized falling for my mentor is probably mine. So...
We're in good company
We're in good company
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that I AM drunk feeding a raccoon. At what point do you think I've earned enough of his trust to pet him?
That is Marlin, and you insisted he's your new ride-or-die
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