Okay, Cupid, Lucifer gets the point. Love, or something. Lucifer personally would rather skip the relationship part altogether and go right to the sex bit. Relationships are messy and confusing and they hurt and his life was easier before he had to navigate them. (Although, if he's being honest, he wasn't happier before than he is now.) Seeing all the pink arrows everywhere has soured his normally good mood a bit, because it reminds him of things he'd rather not think about right now.
"Isn't this the wrong month for this holiday?"
No, he won't enjoy it just because, thank you.
[All You Need Is Some Kind Of Love
This is the kind of celebration of love he can get behind. The physical part. He'd bypassed the "find a relationship" section (they're messy and they hurt and he's tired of navigating human emotions) and the "find a friend" part (he misses the friends he already has, okay, and isn't looking for news ones, thank you) and gone straight to the adults-only part. He's lounging casually in a chair and ignoring the rules of how it's supposed to work, because rules are no fun, but that doesn't really matter, because he knows that people who are here looking for sex will talk to him whether he's following the rules or not.
So why don't you come talk to him and see how much fun ignoring the rules can be?
[Let's go to the movies, let's go see the stars]
Movies? Movies! He loves movies as much as might be expected from someone who lives in the city that contains Hollywood, if not moreso; not everyone would recognize the star of cheesy 90s b-list sci fi movies (or her daughter), after all. So despite the fact that he's seen both of these movies numerous times, he's there early to get a good seat, and then he settles in with his giant tub of popcorn and jumbo drink. Sit next to him if you dare.
Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer
Okay, Cupid, Lucifer gets the point. Love, or something. Lucifer personally would rather skip the relationship part altogether and go right to the sex bit. Relationships are messy and confusing and they hurt and his life was easier before he had to navigate them. (Although, if he's being honest, he wasn't happier before than he is now.) Seeing all the pink arrows everywhere has soured his normally good mood a bit, because it reminds him of things he'd rather not think about right now.
"Isn't this the wrong month for this holiday?"
No, he won't enjoy it just because, thank you.
[All You Need Is Some Kind Of Love
This is the kind of celebration of love he can get behind. The physical part. He'd bypassed the "find a relationship" section (they're messy and they hurt and he's tired of navigating human emotions) and the "find a friend" part (he misses the friends he already has, okay, and isn't looking for news ones, thank you) and gone straight to the adults-only part. He's lounging casually in a chair and ignoring the rules of how it's supposed to work, because rules are no fun, but that doesn't really matter, because he knows that people who are here looking for sex will talk to him whether he's following the rules or not.
So why don't you come talk to him and see how much fun ignoring the rules can be?
[Let's go to the movies, let's go see the stars]
Movies? Movies! He loves movies as much as might be expected from someone who lives in the city that contains Hollywood, if not moreso; not everyone would recognize the star of cheesy 90s b-list sci fi movies (or her daughter), after all. So despite the fact that he's seen both of these movies numerous times, he's there early to get a good seat, and then he settles in with his giant tub of popcorn and jumbo drink. Sit next to him if you dare.
[Wildcard]
Come at him with something of your choice!