[It was a brilliant suggestion, but Simon's feet elected that moment to not cooperate with his tipsy state.
Let alone the fact that it should be impossible to fall in slow motion, Simon somehow managed to defy all physical laws, and do just that. Or at least, he seemed to. He stumbled, clung fruitlessly to Baz's waist as he struggled -- failed -- to find his balance again, and ended up an ungainly pile at the man's feet instead.]
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[It was a brilliant suggestion, but Simon's feet elected that moment to not cooperate with his tipsy state.
Let alone the fact that it should be impossible to fall in slow motion, Simon somehow managed to defy all physical laws, and do just that. Or at least, he seemed to. He stumbled, clung fruitlessly to Baz's waist as he struggled -- failed -- to find his balance again, and ended up an ungainly pile at the man's feet instead.]
...I think it should be you.