[ Laica laughs and coos in sympathy. ]

And you've got such a small arse with hardly any padding to break your fall. Maker!

[ She leans forward, her tone dropping to conspiratorial. ]

That's the other thing I can do, by the way. [ She lifts a hand and wiggles her fingers, blue magic flaring. ] I'm a healer. If you end up with anything too unsightly or uncomfortable to deal with I can clean it up for you.