[ '80s movie inspiration? Check. Kid? Check. Chance to be a perpetrator? Cheeeeeeck.
Richie has jumped at the chance to wreak havoc on an unsuspecting a probably suspecting population and grabbed himself a hose. No one is safe. He stands at the ready, hose in hand, water flowing from the end while he awaits the next schmuck to walk by and suffer his wrath. If he manages to get the drop on someone, he jumps out from behind his hiding place and shouts a battle cry worthy of the gods. ]
EAT SHIT, FUCK FACE!!
ii. oh no, there's alcohol
[ Richie can't believe his luck. Among the festivities and tipsy party-goers are some stray glasses with leftover wine. His dad isn't here to police him. No one will miss this shit. Now's his chance. When no one is looking, he speedwalks past a glass and whisks it under his shirt, guarding it nonchalantly until he makes it to the wall furthest from the hoopla.
If you spot this 13-year-old before he starts to drink his alcohol, you might want to stop him. Or encourage him, if you so desire. If you're too late, behold. You have found a pubescent male experiencing his first buzz, walking around with a doofy grin on his face, speaking loudly and lacking even more of a filter than he usually lacks. ]
Motherfuckers, is this a great fucking party or what? This is a great fucking party! Fuck. Great party.
iii. wildcard
[ Beeee, you know I'm game for anything. Will match brackets or prose! ]
Richie Tozier | It
i. gettin' the hose
[ '80s movie inspiration? Check. Kid? Check. Chance to be a perpetrator? Cheeeeeeck.
Richie has jumped at the chance to wreak havoc on
an unsuspectinga probably suspecting population and grabbed himself a hose. No one is safe. He stands at the ready, hose in hand, water flowing from the end while he awaits the next schmuck to walk by and suffer his wrath. If he manages to get the drop on someone, he jumps out from behind his hiding place and shouts a battle cry worthy of the gods. ]EAT SHIT, FUCK FACE!!
ii. oh no, there's alcohol
[ Richie can't believe his luck. Among the festivities and tipsy party-goers are some stray glasses with leftover wine. His dad isn't here to police him. No one will miss this shit. Now's his chance. When no one is looking, he speedwalks past a glass and whisks it under his shirt, guarding it nonchalantly until he makes it to the wall furthest from the hoopla.
If you spot this 13-year-old before he starts to drink his alcohol, you might want to stop him. Or encourage him, if you so desire. If you're too late, behold. You have found a pubescent male experiencing his first buzz, walking around with a doofy grin on his face, speaking loudly and lacking even more of a filter than he usually lacks. ]
Motherfuckers, is this a great fucking party or what? This is a great fucking party! Fuck. Great party.
iii. wildcard
[ Beeee, you know I'm game for anything. Will match brackets or prose! ]